Fruits and Vegetables Jokes

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Q: What did the apple skin say to the apple?

A: I’ve got you covered.

Q: What’s the strongest vegetable?

A: A muscle sprout.

Q: Why are bananas never lonely?

A: Because they hang around in bunches.

Q: What kind of flower should never be put in a vase?

A: Cauliflower.

Q: What are twins’ favorite fruit?

A: Pears (pairs)!

Q: What do two bananas do when they meet each other?

A: A banana shake!

Q: What room can be eaten?

A: A mushroom!

Q: What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A: A pineapple.

Q: How do you fix a broken tomato?

A: Tomato paste!

Q: What school subject is the fruitiest?

A: History – because it is full of dates.

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